Monday, June 3, 2013

Chaos Consume Us! CRP6 Chaos Strategy Guide

Chaos Consume Us! CRP6 Chaos Strategy Guide 

Introduction

If you are looking for a strategy guide on how to develop a well rounded, diverse Chaos team, full of cute mutations and versatile players…. this guides not for you. This is a guide on how to develop a Chaos team chocked full of claw and hell-bent on destruction. Feared on the pitch, and despised in match making.  Hated at game night, but teeming with fluff.  You are playing Chaos. You are not looking for friends. You are looking to maim, kill and destroy. Play the heel.  Look your friend in the eye, smile, and Pile On their favorite player.  Why? Because fuck em’, that’s why. Blood Bowl needs the bad guy, embrace the role.



Chaos is not the best team. The rookie build is woefully inept, void of skills, and relying solely on the slightly above average stat line of their positional players. They are frustrating team in early Tournament Value (TV), burning through rerolls, getting out hit by bash teams, and out maneuvered by agility teams. In fact, their Win Percentage (WP) in FUMMBLs BlackBox hovers around 48% until 1600 TV when it finally breaks the 50% barrier. Getting the team to 1500+ TV is crucial. This is the tipping point, when your team starts to catch up on important skills, develop player removal skills and ride the power of horns, mutations and above average stat lines to victory.  Even at high TV when your dreaded combination of Claw, Piling On, and Mighty Blow (clawpomb) starts decimating the opponent’s ranks, elves still rule the pitch. Casualties do not always equate to victory. You can destroy the other team, and still lose the game. Alas, this is an alternate realm, where the powers of Chaos bow to the all mighty Nuffle. 



8 comments:

  1. Very, very cool intro.
    "You are not looking for friends"!
    LOL
    Very true.
    And if you play in a league, eventually you'll end up without opponents too.
    :)
    Great stuff, congrats.
    A.

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    1. Well, if I'm with out opponents I hope its because I killed all there players. If not, they should play FIFA 2014 or Madden 2014. Players dont die in those games! :)

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  2. Very interesting! Thank you very much.

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  3. I used your guide on my new chaos team and it's very effective.

    As you said i have no friends anymore on Naggaroth and often some disconnect before the match begins, or just after my CW send the star player to the cemetery by jumping on his face ^^ I choosed to add the mino to my team and with claw guard tentacule and prehensile tail and he's feared by all the weaklings ^^.

    I had some match vs some awful norgles with level 7 full of clawpomb and at the end i had 3 players and him one. He was mentally destroyed. Good guide dude !

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